FRIDAY MARCH 3
9 pm

Die You Zombie Bastards!
Philadelphia Premiere
Filmmakers in Attendance
Best Feature - Lausanne Underground Film Festival - Lausanne, Switzerland
Best International Feature, Best Screenplay, Best Actor (Tim Gerstmar) - Tromanale Festival - Berlin, Germany

Running Time: 98min
Director: Caleb Emerson
Official site: http://www.dieyouzombiebastards.com

Synopsis: THRILL to the non-stop mayhem that ensues when lovable serial-killer RED TOOLE must travel the globe in search of his missing wife, the lovely VIOLET. She's been kidnapped by the evil BARON NEFARIOUS who, of course, plans to conquer the world by turning everyone into MINDLESS ZOMBIE SLAVES! Sure, the story may sound familiar, but trust us-- you've never seen ANYTHING like THIS:

SEE! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh!

HEAR! One-Man Band Rockabilly Legend HASIL ADKINS captured in his element!

SEE! Hot, half-naked green-skinned ZOMBIE GIRLS willing to do... just about anything?!?

HEAR! An exclusive and eclectic rockíníroll soundtrack!!!
featuring HASIL ADKINS, THE PHOTON TORPEDOES, PHANTOM CREEPS, THE SPECTRES, SUPERKOLLIDER, CHUCK McCANN & THE TOMBSTONE BRAWLERS, COUNT SMOKULA, MEDLAB, SAWZALL, GIMANTIS, ZAKAS, THE VOODOO ORGANIST

AND all new music by PAUL LEARY from the BUTTHOLE SURFERS!

SMELL! White hot molten cheese scalding and disfiguring pert young nipples!!!

What about the Half-Man, Half-Fish AMPHIBIOUS GUY?!

More "DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS!" theme songs than you can shake a stick at!!!

Of course, ZOMBIES! But also DOG-MEN, NINJAS and ROBOTS, too!!!

The SHEER TERROR of CoconutHeadFaceMan!!! The WRATH of the Kraken!!!

Did we mention that there'll be some HOT, HALF-NAKED ZOMBIE GIRLS?!?

Director bio: Caleb Emerson is also responsible for the Red's Breakfast Trilogy, which not only played at the Backseat Film Festival 2004, but also feature Red Toole, the hero of Die You Zombie Bastards!

SCREENING WITH . . .

A Special Message from the CCAQZ
Running time: 9min
Director: Nikc Miller
Official site: http://www.betterhollywood.com
Very informative and eye-opening PSA about an issue that affects us all.

The Phenomenauts "Mission"
Running time: 3 min
Director: Antidivision
Official site: http://www.phenomenauts.com
They are on a mission from space...to save rock 'n roll!