You Zombie Bastards!
Running Time: 98min
Synopsis: THRILL to the non-stop mayhem that ensues when lovable serial-killer RED TOOLE must travel the globe in search of his missing wife, the lovely VIOLET. She's been kidnapped by the evil BARON NEFARIOUS who, of course, plans to conquer the world by turning everyone into MINDLESS ZOMBIE SLAVES! Sure, the story may sound familiar, but trust us-- you've never seen ANYTHING like THIS:
SEE! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh!
HEAR! One-Man Band Rockabilly Legend HASIL ADKINS captured in his element!
SEE! Hot, half-naked green-skinned ZOMBIE GIRLS willing to do... just about anything?!?
HEAR! An exclusive
and eclectic rockíníroll soundtrack!!!
AND all new music by PAUL LEARY from the BUTTHOLE SURFERS!
SMELL! White hot molten cheese scalding and disfiguring pert young nipples!!!
What about the Half-Man, Half-Fish AMPHIBIOUS GUY?!
More "DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS!" theme songs than you can shake a stick at!!!
Of course, ZOMBIES! But also DOG-MEN, NINJAS and ROBOTS, too!!!
The SHEER TERROR of CoconutHeadFaceMan!!! The WRATH of the Kraken!!!
Did we mention that there'll be some HOT, HALF-NAKED ZOMBIE GIRLS?!?
Director bio: Caleb Emerson is also responsible for the Red's Breakfast Trilogy, which not only played at the Backseat Film Festival 2004, but also feature Red Toole, the hero of Die You Zombie Bastards!
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