BFF 06 APOLOGY LETTER

As many a drunk would attest, you know you have had a good night of drinking when you cant remember the night before. And when that happens, you usually have to apologize to someone. Being the Drinking Man's Film Festival, we understand this, which is why we made this handy all purpose letter for whoever you may offend. Now you can download it here in case you were to drunk to grab a letter at the festival (or offended more people than you thought)!

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Dear ___________

My (1) behavior was unacceptable. I am embarrassed and ashamed and ask that you understand it was only due to my poor judgment, copius quantities of (2), and of course the Backseat Film Festival. My mind was so over-stimulated by the Drinking Man’s Film Festival’s wonderful programming that I can hardly be blamed. Now in my hour of darkness, I need you as a (3) to understand that I am only a man/woman. Please help me clean up (4), and I hope you will someday forgive me.

Sincerely,

__________________

(1) A) Lewd B) Violent C) Offensive D) Sexually Inappropriate

(2) A) Beer B) Rum C) Vodka D) Wiskey E) Mouthwash

(3) A) Friend B) Lover C) Co-worker D) Family Member E) Cell Mate

(4)
A) My Life B) My Apartment C) This Vomit D) This Blood E) This Jizz


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